Pie Day, Dragon Style

So, to honor 3.14, March 14, or "Pi Day," I decided to post a li'l page about pie - or rather, a li'l page Nom changes to be about pie. And anatomy.


Original: Exactly as it appears - Nom only added the caption.


Fav detail: the "mutant" clusters of three berries - gross. And wrong. Or the sad, single berries - forlornly dangling all by themselves...again, gross. And wrong. But then, I guess that's pretty much us: gross and wrong. Don't lie: you love it.

Potato Sack Race Gone Wrong

The weather is finally getting warmer! With spring officially just 18 days away, we give you this tribute to a time-honored outdoor activity: potato sack races! Only with Twisted Sistah's influence...



Original: just as it appears - without the caption. The pages with just creative coloring and merely a caption are perhaps my favorite. There is a degree of difficulty in using only words to spin a picture completely around and T.S. has done it masterfully.



Fav Detail: Zoe's red-rimmed eyes.



NOTE: We do not think child abduction or abuse is funny. This page merely shows how an innocent thing like a potato sack race could be twisted into something else. And twisting things is usually funny.

Another Two-Page Spread

Boy, it's been a while! Inconsistency in posting seems to be the hallmark of this blog. Well, that and the PURE HILARITY of our PARODY!

So, since our last post was a two-page spread, I thought we'd follow it up with another...


This one is done by yours truly, Lieutenant Warp. It comes from a generic Cinderella book, except, as you can tell form the edges of the pages, the book is not in the traditional rectangle shape - it's kind of scallopy.



Inspiration: The Prince wasn't happy and the step-sisters WERE bending over a bit too much, in my opinion so I came up with a reason 'why' the Prince wasn't happy with the ladies who came to the ball...


Altered: Clearly, I hand-wrote in another sentence to help explain the artwork. I erased the necklines of the sisters and lowered them, making the more...ahem, interesting. Then I erased some lines in the front of the dresses and drew in some new ones to make it look like the sisters were parting their voluminous skirts. Finally, I added the legs. I also drew in a lacy bottom and colored it so it the 'interior' of the skirt was a different color than the 'exterior.'

Fav Detail: The pantaloons on the sisters. The fact they wear saggy under-things only makes them LESS attractive.

Be sure to click on each picture so you can see the details. I shrank them on the blog view so you could see them side-by-side but if you click on them they will come up full size.

Coming Out Party

Here's another post in the"costume" theme.

This one is a rare "two-page spread" - i.e. the coloring book had two pages opposite each other that go together.

Inspiration: Oscar was descending the stairs, in drag. SERIOUSLY?! Why did they draw him in drag? The paparazzi were snapping pictures, looking amazed and amused. There was a feather boa. All these things pointed to a Hollywood-style party...

Original: no booze bottles/cans, no birthday banner, no caption...click on the pics to see them full-sized.

Cross-Dress for Success

In honor of Halloween approaching, we've decided to post a series of "costume-themed" pictures...



This one comes from...I want to say Cinderella II - or maybe III. I can't remember. What I can remember is that the Grand Duke is planning a wedding and Stepmother isn't happy about it.



Original: no bra on the Grand Duke - I drew that in. I really liked the idea that he was a skeezy perv. I also made a caption and a failed attempt at turning up the corner of his mouth into a sneer. And I erased the period at the end of the sentence at the top of the page and added my own ending. Stepmother is completely unaltered.


Trivia: it took FOREVER to color the banquet table and its sugary spread in the background.


Our Favorite Detail: The cups on the bra are saggy. Totally gross.

Dancing Queen, Part 2

Ok, here's the much anticipated, extremely belated follow up to last DECEMBER'S posting.

This one's by Twisted Sistah.

Original: The instructor didn't have an angry face. Or a fencing foil. And naturally, T.S. added a delightful caption...

Dancing Queen, Part One

Okay, it's been a while but we're back. Promise. and just in time for the holidays!

Speaking of the holidays, we don't really have any "holiday themed" pages to share. So I thought I'd make a REALLY tenuous connection. Ready? Here goes!

The holidays = parties. Parties often = dancing. Here is a pic done by the Artist Still Known as Nom about dancing. Enjoy!