Another Two-Page Spread

Boy, it's been a while! Inconsistency in posting seems to be the hallmark of this blog. Well, that and the PURE HILARITY of our PARODY!

So, since our last post was a two-page spread, I thought we'd follow it up with another...


This one is done by yours truly, Lieutenant Warp. It comes from a generic Cinderella book, except, as you can tell form the edges of the pages, the book is not in the traditional rectangle shape - it's kind of scallopy.



Inspiration: The Prince wasn't happy and the step-sisters WERE bending over a bit too much, in my opinion so I came up with a reason 'why' the Prince wasn't happy with the ladies who came to the ball...


Altered: Clearly, I hand-wrote in another sentence to help explain the artwork. I erased the necklines of the sisters and lowered them, making the more...ahem, interesting. Then I erased some lines in the front of the dresses and drew in some new ones to make it look like the sisters were parting their voluminous skirts. Finally, I added the legs. I also drew in a lacy bottom and colored it so it the 'interior' of the skirt was a different color than the 'exterior.'

Fav Detail: The pantaloons on the sisters. The fact they wear saggy under-things only makes them LESS attractive.

Be sure to click on each picture so you can see the details. I shrank them on the blog view so you could see them side-by-side but if you click on them they will come up full size.

Cross-Dress for Success

In honor of Halloween approaching, we've decided to post a series of "costume-themed" pictures...



This one comes from...I want to say Cinderella II - or maybe III. I can't remember. What I can remember is that the Grand Duke is planning a wedding and Stepmother isn't happy about it.



Original: no bra on the Grand Duke - I drew that in. I really liked the idea that he was a skeezy perv. I also made a caption and a failed attempt at turning up the corner of his mouth into a sneer. And I erased the period at the end of the sentence at the top of the page and added my own ending. Stepmother is completely unaltered.


Trivia: it took FOREVER to color the banquet table and its sugary spread in the background.


Our Favorite Detail: The cups on the bra are saggy. Totally gross.

Dancing Queen, Part 2

Ok, here's the much anticipated, extremely belated follow up to last DECEMBER'S posting.

This one's by Twisted Sistah.

Original: The instructor didn't have an angry face. Or a fencing foil. And naturally, T.S. added a delightful caption...

Cinde-Raver

Here's another Cinderella - the pic is from Cinderella III (I guess we're not the only ones who can't get enough of the girl). In the story Stepmom has stolen the magic wand, said "Bibiddy-bobbidy-boo!" and changed the past so Princey marries one of the step sistahs.

In this pic Cindy has snuck into the castle and dressed as a maid in order to get to the Prince.

Original Pic: Cindy's holding a mop and an unlabeled bucket. I erased the mop part and drew a sign on the end of the handle and then added some words to the bucket. I also added some ugly ruffles to the hem of her dress and then used some really revolting colors to finish off the effect.

Cooking with Cinderella

Cinderella has truly become our favorite Disney princess. For some unknown reason the artists who draw her in books always make her look psychotic. Generally, it's seen in the eyes.

Original Picture: No speech bubble, no arm or bowl, no tail in her mouth, no title on book's spine. Also, I changed Gus' face, added a right arm being inserted into his mouth and made a pee spot. I should emphasize - her eyes HAVE NOT been changed at all.

It also looks like Jacques is pointing to another mouse like, "Not me, eat her!"

You can see part of two of my fingers that must have been sticking out when I scanned this page into the computer...